Track List

1. Art School Dropout (Jaz Origin Story)-:--

   I grew up on a farm near a little country town
   I loved it but I never really felt like I fit in
   I wasn’t sporty or pretty, I listened to heavy metal
   When I got the chance to leave I put the pedal to the metal
   I always loved to paint and to draw
   To create and explore all the colours I adored
   I thought hey I’m gonna move down to the big city
   Study art and make friends and have a blast at university
   But everyone was too cool yeah everyone was too clever
   I was just a hick from the country who didn’t know any better
   They told me I wasn’t an artist cos I didn’t fit
   Into their expectations, I finished paintings too quick
   But my attention span is short, they didn’t have to be dicks
   And I liked my paintings better cos I thought theirs were shit
   Yeah I like using colours, do I need another reason?
   Do I need to invent a story to justify my inspiration?
   I’m probably not a “real” artist and I only made one friend
   University sucked and I dropped out before the end

   I liked all the classes and I liked all the teachers
   But man some art students are bullies and fuckin self important leaches
   I know I’m probably the loser
   I know that I probably suck
   But those snobby “artistes” and hex-debt sluts can get fucked
   I’m here doing my best, I’m here doing what I love
   What’s ya problem dude? Why ya fuckin killin my buzz?
   You think you know everything! You think you know all there is!
   But you’ve never left the fucking suburb where you live
   And yeah I know I sound salty like dryland salinty
   But who the fuck are you to gatekeep people’s creativity
   University sucked, my self esteem took a hit
   And I didn’t just drop out I got pregnant and quit
   So yeah I guess I fit the stereotype of bogan fuckin bitch
   But you’re all a bunch of cunts and your paintings are shit

2. Bike Beach Pub-:--

   Ride my bike down the hill to the beach and the pub
   I don’t need a lotta money cos I got a lotta love
   For the west coast country towns on the coast
   They’re the places I love the most yay
   If I lived in the city then I’d needa be rich
   Cos I don’t wanna live ten ks from the beach
   I’m not about rat race or fancy things
   Spend my whole life in traffic fuckin pull ya head in

   I’d rather drive four hours on the weekend
   Talking shit in the car with my friends
   Play a couple gigs and turn around and go home again
   Back to my town where I can breathe in

   Ride my bike down the hill to the beach and the pub
   I don’t need a lotta money cos I got a lotta love
   For the west coast country towns on the coast
   They’re the places I love the most okay
   If I lived in the city then I’d needa be rich
   Cos I don’t want neighbours caging me in
   Need a big backyard and a big garden
   Million bucks for a shoebox pull ya head in
   It’s good for some but not for me
   I prefer nature over concrete
   I like connection, community
   Seeing friendly faces on the street

   I’d rather drive four hours on the weekend
   Sinking tins in the car with my friends
   Play a couple gigs then turn around and go home again
   Back to my town where I can breathe in

   It’s not isolated when we’re all here together
   Everyone’s a mate every day is sunny weather
   It’s not for everyone but it sure is for me
   This little town where the sun sets over the sea

   I’d rather drive four hours on the weekend
   Singing songs in the car with my friends
   Play a couple gigs then turn around and go home again
   Back to my town where I am living my best life every day yay yay yay

3. FIIDC-:--

   I dunno what you want me to say
   You been screaming in my ear
   I shouldn’t be here in the first place
   The road forked and now I’m unsure
   Which path to take
   I dont wanna go the wrong way
   What once was easy just now feels hard
   Would ya tell me if you’d had a change of heart
   If the winds of change blow it away
   What would remain?

   Fuck it I don’t care
   Fuck it I don’t care

   What a silly sally game we play
   As we dilly dally life away doing the same shit
   Was there something I missed
   A warning or a hint
   I took a hard hit, getting complacent
   Can’t ask for help, to be saved
   From being crushed from this weight
   I’m always finding out too late
   That when the shit hits the fan
   Everyone will look the other way

   Fuck it I don’t care
   Fuck it I don’t care
   Fuck it I don’t care
   Fuck it I don’t care

   Aneurysm train blood straight to my brain
   Wanna just blow away, never see you again
   I’m in pain when I see your face, this place
   Never can contain this rage, this hate
   This feeling that I’m out of place
   This chase, this hope that’s starting to fade
   This pain that stains, the knowledge that I’ll never change
   Knowing you will never change
   I went all in now you raise the stakes
   Prepare to get bit when you play with snakes
   No take backs, no double takes
   No mistakes, nobodys here to get paid
   I’ll miss it, what can I say (hey)
   If it’s gone then it’s gone then okay (hey)
   You can come back any old day
   Maybe things’ll go back to their old ways

   Fuck it I don’t care
   Fuck it I don’t care
   Fuck it I don’t care
   Fuck it I don’t care
   Fuck it I dont fuckin care

4. iT’s NoT eVeN tHaT bAd-:--

   Navigating life is fuckin tough
   Relationships and bodies change
   And all that other stuff
   As if just getting through it all ain’t fuckin hard enough
   You give me shit I don’t need
   And you take way too much

   You’re causing me harm
   But when you close your eyes
   I bet ya don’t think twice
   But it eats me alive
   I’ll never get back
   What I’ve lost
   And you couldn’t give a fuck

   Respect my body
   Respect my boundaries
   Respect my privacy
   Respect ME
   Don’t break my trust
   Don’t take advantage of my naivety
   It’s fucked up to take my choice away
   And think we’re still friends the next day

   Sometimes saying sorry is not enough
   But now I’m the bad guy
   Yeah you think you’ve got it so fuckin rough
   What will people say if they start to talk
   She was asking for it
   Boys will be boys
   IT’S NOT EVEN THAT BAD

   You’re causing me harm
   And when you close your eyes
   I bet ya don’t think twice
   But it eats me alive
   I’ll never get back
   What I’ve lost
   And you couldn’t give a fuck

   FUCK YOU
   It’s a misunderstanding, it doesn’t sound true
   Attention grabbing, why should I believe you
   Overreacting, it’s not all about you
   You must really have a high opinion of yourself
   You were asking for it, it’s not even that bad
   That sorta thing happens all the time
   SO IT’S FINE
   He’s such a nice guy and everybody thinks you’re lying
   Quit your crying
   It’s not even that bad

5. TUNE IN / ZONE OUT-:--

   I can’t say I always try
   Some days I’d rather just let pass by
   Do your best with you you’ve got
   Hope like fuck that it’s enough
   If it’s not well who’s the judge
   Is life a comp or just for fun

   Tune in zone out
   Pretend I know what ya talking about
   Breathe in space out
   Haven’t heard a word that’s come outta your mouth

   All these voices always telling me
   I’m not enough
   It won’t work just give up
   I don’t wanna believe it
   But it’s hard to escape
   When it lives in my brain every single day

   Tune in zone out
   Pretend I know what ya talking about
   Breathe in space out
   Haven’t heard a word that’s come outta your mouth

   Turn around
   Oh you always say that
   Come on
   You know we go way back
   Oh my god I can’t believe I said that
   That’s what you get
   When you tell me not to hold back
   Please just let me keep my thoughts in my head
   They always come out wrong
   When they’re forced to be said
   I’m not fucking perfect
   Show me someone who is
   We’re all bugs on this planet
   Just trying to live

   Tune in zone out
   Pretend I know what ya talking about
   Breathe in space out
   Haven’t heard a word that’s come outta your mouth
   Tune in zone out
   Pretend I know what ya talking about
   Breathe in space out
   Haven’t heard a word that’s come outta your mouth

6. Bullying=shit-:--

   Bullying someone for being friends with someone is shit
   Bullying someone for the way they look is shit
   Bullying someone for liking things that they like is pretty shit mate
   Bullying someone for being true to themselves is fuckin shit
   Bullying someone for being bad at things is fucked
   Bullying someone for being good at things is also fucked
   Bullying someone for the way they talk is absolutely fucked man
   Bullying someone for fuckin anything makes you a flog

   Do better be better leave people the fuck alone

7. We Definitely Do Not Sell Vapes-:--

   We definitely don’t sell vapes
   If you ask us at the merch stand
   We definitely do not sell vapes
   We don’t supplement our band income
   By selling yummy vapor for your lungs
   We don’t do it don’t ask us
   We don’t sell vapes
   To try offset our losses
   We didn’t bulk buy vapes by the boxes
   We get paid enough from streams
   Don’t come to us for your nicotine no

   Everyone knows musos are super rich
   Don’t see us to buy your tin man’s dick
   Big band money it’s super sick
   Not for sale peach ice cancer stick
   Arrrrgh
   We don’t sell vapes
   We don’t sell em okay

   We definitely don’t sell vapes
   If you ask us at the merch stand
   We definitely do not sell vapes
   We don’t supplement our band income by
   Selling yummy vapor for your lungs
   Selling yummy vapor for your lungs
   We don’t sell vapes we don’t sell vapes
   Ask us! We don’t sell em

   Everyone knows musos are super rich
   Don’t see us to buy your tin man’s dick
   Big band money it’s super sick
   Not for sale peach ice cancer stick
   We don’t have a clever transport system
   Don’t have a spare guitar case just for vapes
   Vapes are NOT our number one seller
   Wanna buy a vape I’m not your fella

   We don’t sell vapes!
   We don’t sell vapes!
   We don’t sell yummy fruity delicious vapes NO!

   Everyone knows musos are super rich
   Don’t see us to buy your tin man’s dick
   Big band money it’s fuckin sick
   Not for sale peach ice cancer stick
   ARGHHHHHHH
   We don’t sell vapes
   We don’t sell em okay

8. Out of the Shadows-:--

   Aaah stop
   Alright start again
   I feel the beating of my heart again
   Unmedicated joy is on the cards again
   You pulled the blinds and let the sunshine warm my skin
   And it feels so good to be
   Over the line
   A better state of mind
   My brain is on my side
   It’s been a little while
   It’s been a little while

   Out of the shadows and into the light
   I forgot that the sun could shine so bright I
   No longer feel the need to fight and I
   Just know it’ll be alright cos
   Even the air tastes fresher
   Weightless, free from all the pressure
   I put on myself, on my shoulders
   It only gets warmer after it’s been colder

   Another day done and another year older
   It always warmer after it’s been colder

   Nothing can slow me down
   Nothing can hold me back
   I’m on the upward climb
   I’m on the right track
   Nothing can slow me down
   Nothing can hold me back
   I’m on the upward climb
   I’m on the right track
   Nothing can slow me down
   Nothing can hold me back

   Out of the shadows and into the light
   I forgot that the sun could shine so bright I
   No longer feel the need to fight and I
   Just know it’ll be alright cos
   Even the air tastes fresher
   Weightless, free from all the pressure
   I put on myself, on my shoulders
   It only gets warmer after it’s been colder

   When I stop I find it really hard to start again
   To feel the beating of my heart again
   To not wanna disappear from my family and friends
   But I get out of bed time and again
   And it feels so good to be over the line
   You’re always on my side
   Make it a bright one
   Aint no bad days
   In the sunshine
   I’m feeling inspired
   It’s been a little while

   I know it aint much, but let me tell you this
   Be it the season or my state of mind
   This change is bliss
   I can feel my toes and my problems defrosting
   Sleeping soundly no turning or tossin
   Ain’t it weird when you start looking after yourself
   Start feeling like the epitome of health
   Nothing can slow me down
   Nothing can hold me back
   I’m on the upward climb
   I’m on the right track
   Nothing can slow me down
   Nothing can hold me back
   I’m on the upward climb
   I’m on the right track
   Nothing can slow me down
   Nothing can hold me back
   I’m on the upward climb
   I’m on the right track
   I’m on the right track
   I’m on the right track
   I’m on the right track
   Fuck

9. Fuck Sixt-:--

   On the autobahn
   Its 3am
   Played a hell fun gig (woo!)
   And now we’re driving back to the airport
   Got a fucking flat (fuck!)
   No fucking spare (what?!)
   Missed the fucking flight (fuck me!)
   Ahh who bloody cares (she’ll be right mate)
   Rebooking flights
   London flights are full
   Birmingham instead
   Lost Erica’s clothes and half the merch
   And the fuckin kick pedals gone again
   FUCK
   Two hundred pound taxi
   Living off one hours sleep
   At least this day cant get any worse (we’ll see)
   Two hundred pound taxi
   Living off one hours sleep
   Surely this fucking day can not get any worse

   Fast forward a coupla days
   Got our bags back, did some washing (yay!)
   (Oops) wrecked my passport
   Need a fucking new one
   Trek back down to London
   Thousand bucks on trains
   Zigzagging the UK (ugh!)
   Not missing shows no way (nope!)
   Passports sorted
   Everything’s good (phew)
   I’m going down to the pub (YAY)

   No cash in my account (WHAT?)
   Sixt charged my card (WHAT THE FUCK?)
   Six fucking grand (WHAT?!)
   Six fucking grand (FUCK!!)
   SIX FUCKING THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A FLAT TYRE WE HAD FULL INSURANCE FOR
   WHICH MADE US MISS OUR FLIGHT YOU DIRTY RENTAL CUNTS

   on hold to sixt (dogs!)
   phone gets disconnected (argh)
   on hold again (fuck me!)
   This time Telstra cuts me off (fuck)
   3 years on hold i finally get through
   But now guess what (what?!)
   Ich spreche kein Deutsch
   Arghhhhhhhhhhhh

10. North West Coastal Highway-:--

    Stop for a piss on the side of the road
    Had a couple beers time to lighten the load
    Out in the desert not a tree in sight
    But I don’t give a fuck I don’t really mind
    The gascoyne sun’s burning bloody hot
    Nobody around I pop a little squat
    Got the ute as a shield I start to break the seal
    Yeah everything’s going my way!
    BUT I FORGOT
    KEN’S THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE HE GOES
    OI WATCH THIS ERICA
    PUTS THE UTE INTO DRIVE
    So I’m squattin and I’m pissin
    And I’m watchin and I’m wishin
    That the ute didn’t just drive away
    But I’m laughing cos it’s funny
    It’s just me and my bare bum here out
    Whizzin on the shoulder of the highway
    Then a horn blasts as a car drives past
    Gaping and gawking at my bare arse
    Oh fuckin fuck
    Faaaaaaaaaark

    I mooned an old lady
    On the north west coastal highway
    Pissed all over my own pants
    Tryin to run away
    I mooned an old lady
    On the north west coastal highway
    Pissed all over myself
    Fuck yeah

    I mooned an old lady
    On the north west coastal highway
    Pissed all over my own pants
    Tryin to run away
    I mooned an old lady
    On the north west coastal highway
    Pissed all over myself
    Fuck yeah

11. Whirlpool Waltz-:--

    Washing’s done
    Time to hang it out
    Don’t forget about it, go to the pub
    You lazy fuck
    You do this every time
    You do this every time
    You put it on, just hang it out
    You put it on, just hang it out
    Don’t forget about it and go down to the pub
    You put it on, just hang it out
    You put it on, just hang it out

    You put it on, just hang it out
    You put it on, just hang it out
    Don’t forget about it and go down to the pub
    You put it on, just hang it out
    You put it on, just hang it out
    Don’t forget about it and go down to the pub
    Or you’ll put on the TV, start mowing the lawn
    Or you’ll start fuckin baking and cook up a storm
    But you’ll forget the laundry
    A tale old as time
    Yeah you forget the laundry
    Every fuckin time

    You put it on just hang it out
    You put it on just hang it out
    It wont take that long
    No it won’t take that long
    You put it on just hang it out
    You put it on just hang it out
    Don’t pretend you can’t hear
    The washing machines song
    Leave the washing in the machine
    Dance this little dance again with me
    Tomorrow